LANGUAGE OF THE MEGA DRIVE CHAMPIONSHIPS

WHAT WE SAY

WHAT WE MEAN

WHO SAYS IT MOST

Arousing

Good

Mr Smith

Erotic

Excellent

Mr Smith

Pure

The best

Lord Dilks

It had to be so

It was obvious that was going to happen

Lord Dilks

Caffeinated beverage?

Would anybody care for a cup of coffee?

Mr Smith

Jimmy

The Golden Axe dwarf

Mr Smith

Mike

The big bloke from Golden Axe

Doc Shakib

Hannah

The woman from Golden Axe

Lord Dilks

Old Blue

Sonic the Hedgehog

Mr Smith

Woah

You just picked up a body shield

Captain Maltby

Life is mean

The universe is conspiring against me

Doc Shakib

Agggggggggh!

It was not my intention to do that

Captain Maltby

Quotes
“AWESOME” – SegaCD technical support commenting on our website.
“This is gay!” – Doc Shakib loosing his cool in the Mystic Cave Zone.
“Once a whore always a whore” (In Scottish accent) – Lord Dilks reminding us of a mad Scot he heard.
“Run like a wildebeest.” Lord Dilks’s advice to Captain Maltby whilst playing Sonic 2.
“They’re in tandem.” – Doc Shakib remarking upon Captain Maltby and Lord Dilks's Sonic 2 gameplay.
“Get the camera I’m going to die.” – Baron Von Hooton mentioning his appalling gameplay against Lord Dilks.
“What’s the point in the radar? You can’t even tell who your fucking players are.” – Doc Shakib pointing out the uselessness of the radar from World Cup Italia '90.

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