LANGUAGE OF THE MEGA DRIVE CHAMPIONSHIPS
WHAT WE SAY |
WHAT WE MEAN |
WHO SAYS IT MOST |
Arousing |
Good |
Mr Smith |
Erotic |
Excellent |
Mr Smith |
Pure |
The best |
Lord Dilks |
It had to be so |
It was obvious that was going to happen |
Lord Dilks |
Caffeinated beverage? |
Would anybody care for a cup of coffee? |
Mr Smith |
Jimmy |
The Golden Axe dwarf |
Mr Smith |
Mike |
The big bloke from Golden Axe |
Doc Shakib |
Hannah |
The woman from Golden Axe |
Lord Dilks |
Old Blue |
Sonic the Hedgehog |
Mr Smith |
Woah |
You just picked up a body shield |
Captain Maltby |
Life is mean |
The universe is conspiring against me |
Doc Shakib |
Agggggggggh! |
It was not my intention to do that |
Captain Maltby |
Quotes
“AWESOME” – SegaCD technical support commenting on our website.
“This is gay!” – Doc Shakib loosing his cool in the Mystic Cave Zone.
“Once a whore always a whore” (In Scottish accent) – Lord Dilks reminding us of a mad Scot he heard.
“Run like a wildebeest.” Lord Dilks’s advice to Captain Maltby whilst playing Sonic 2.
“They’re in tandem.” – Doc Shakib remarking upon Captain Maltby and Lord Dilks's Sonic 2 gameplay.
“Get the camera I’m going to die.” – Baron Von Hooton mentioning his appalling gameplay against Lord Dilks.
“What’s the point in the radar? You can’t even tell who your fucking players are.” – Doc Shakib pointing out the uselessness of the radar from World Cup Italia '90.