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September 2017 |
The Mega Drive Championships consents to all these terms and conditions on your behalf and reserves the right to levy a fee or administration charges for these services and charge interest upon such fees at a rate determined by them. Failure to attend the any Mega Drive Championship means your goods may be seized and sold by the Beloved Tournament Administration and/or their agents. No marriage, love affair - passionate or otherwise, birth of any child, employment, deal with the devil or any other religious or spiritual figure or demon dismisses the Tournament Administrators claim upon your soul, which is absolute and binding in its entirety and for perpetuity. Leaving the Mega Drive Championships in no way surrenders any claim of ownership the Mega Drive Championships has upon you. It is reaffirmed that, by participating in a Mega Drive Championship, you have surrendered yourself in life to the will and whims of the Tournament Administrators and death does not frustrate this arrangement. No notice may be given and no law, sovereignty or jurisdiction is recognised as superior or binding upon the Mega Drive Championships. Any failure to adhere to the Benevolent Tournament Administrators; their decrees, commands, polite requests, however arising, renders you liable to pay the Mega Drive Championships compensation and penalty charges with no limitation on the total amount owed and any such claim is not to be restricted by reasonableness, fairness or justice. Equally, any alleged liability that may be placed upon the Mega Drive Championship for whatever reason, especially our negligence, including death, destruction and limb lossage, is hereby excluded. Your actions do not bind the Mega Drive Championships and no other term and condition of contract as forms part of our arrangement. The Mega Drive Championships reserves the right to unilaterally amend and extend any of these terms and conditions without notice and, at any time whatsoever, to include new, unfair and oppressive terms not limited in their scope by any form of law or jurisdiction and to charge you for this. The Mega Drive Championships claims a retrospective jurisdiction over you, which was established at the beginning of time and is not extinguished by time ending. All appeals are hereby denied. We also own all your houseplants.
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